Friday, July 9, 2010

21 Players Who Will Be Joining City This Season (according to the press...)

Manchester City are a dream subject for journalists at the moment. It seems we're blamed for just about everything wrong in the game. Buying success, ruining the Premier League, England's failure at a major tournament, global warming... you name it.

Alternatively, every newspaper and second-rate blog fills column space by randomly picking a player from Football Manager and suggests that they're nailed-on for a move to City. Sure, we could afford any and every player we want, but the sheer amount is bordering on the ridiculous.

Here's 21 players who may (or most likely, may not) be joining the club by September 1.

Edin Dzeko
Mario Balotelli
James Milner
Fernando Torres
Yoann Gourcuff
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
David Luiz
Maicon
Mesut Ozil
Pedro Leon
Didier Drogba
Lucas Polodski
Aleksander Kolorov
Richard Wright (!)
Mikel Arteta
Kwadwo Asamoah
Gregory van der Wiel
Milos Krasic
Per Mertesacker
Giampaolo Pazzini
Landon Donovan

I have no doubt whatsoever that City will strengthen again before the season kicks off... but I'd rather sit back and let it happen than get all giddy over internet rumour.

15 comments:

  1. YOU CAN NARROW IT DOWN TO 100% 3 OF THE ABOVE !

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  2. I can understand why we would want Richard Wright......but the rest of them??

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  3. Getting used to being blamed for everything now In fact starting to enjoy it .STRANGE THAT

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  4. Have read in one paper that City are responsible for the decline in English first teamers... Funny that - City get a stroke of luck a couple of years ago and all the planning etc that started yrs before that is our fault!

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  5. The funny thing is all these sites post the same news off each other ie. Goal.com posting City want Drogba with "The Sun" as their source.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  6. AND they were talkin bout yo momma.....

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  7. PILE OF SHIT IM A MAN U FAN AND NO ONE CAN BUY ALL OF THOSE DREAM ON SHITY AND FANS CAUSE ITS JUST ANOTHER STUPID LIE AND SHITY WILL PROBEBLY GET LIKE 1 OF THOSE ND THT IS SHITY RICHARD WRIGHT SO THOSE LIERS CAN ALL FUCK OFF NEVER APPEENNINNGGGGGG AND ANOTHER THING CITY R SHIT STILL THEY HAVE BETTER PLAYERS THN MAN U BUT MAN U PLAY AS A TEAM BUT SHITY ARE A BUNCH OF SELFISH INDUVIDUALS THT DNT KNO HOW TO PLAY AS A TEAM SO U STILL AINT GETTIN ANYWHERE!!!

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  8. Ahh Jai....I love it when people like you make united fans look like even bigger wankers then they are.

    Thank you.

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  9. Good old Jai ! Rags - don't you just love 'em. Always arrogant, illiterate and moronic. Try reading the original post again, you cretin ! It's ironic - it's sarcastic - it's not to be taken literally. Oh, and please explain why you are so attracted to City blogs .

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  10. Jai - you moron - the cap locks key is on the left of the keyboard - has a symbol that looks like a padlock!

    Jealous Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - I'm loving it!

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  11. everyone knows that Jai wouldn't even be able to point Manchester out on a map let alone comment on the football. grow up and get a life LITTLE BOY.

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  12. Lol Jai. Who needs to take the piss out of Rags when they can do it perfectly well by themselves?

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  13. Jais comment made my day. I sortta see it as a level, a bit like watching the office (you know, when you know everythings going t*ts, you know theres a crash gonna happen but you cant stop watching anyway)?
    Comedy genius, I particularly liked the use of caps, the crappy spelling and the strange lack of vowels.
    If I was a red I would be wilting with embarrassment reading that. Keep it up Jai.

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  14. He's either a clueless Rag, and that's funny.
    Or he's a blue on the biggest Clarkie wind-up mission of all-time.

    Either way, I sure lol'ed.

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  15. jaiifyouwritelikethisyoudontevenneedtowasteenergywithneedlesstappingofthespacebar

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