The most important signing we could make this window

Vieira? He's important definitely, but a short-term solution. Ansaldi? Hamsik? Steed Malbranque? Nope, it's this man:

Petrov is out of contract this summer and could leave on a 'Bosman'. It's the kind of transfer our skint neighbours from just outside Manchester would die for — similar to when they signed Michael Owen, except Martin is actually good.

Just imagine if he "did a Tevez" and ended up at Vermin Towers. I'd cut myself.

Mancini, sign him up.