Saturday, April 17, 2010

Derby Day Songbook

Click here to download. There'll be copies a plenty at Cheers.

Final word: Let's stuff them. Come on you Blues!

3 comments:

  1. To the tune of: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

    When I'm Cleaning Windows

    Now I’ve supported Citeh
    For all my bloody life
    I’ve got a ‘tache to prove it
    Just like my lovely wife

    We’ve been down to Division Two
    To Stockport, Macclesfield and Crewe
    But you won't believe what we're going to do
    In the transfer window.

    Ronaldo, Messi and Kaka
    Gerrard, Torres and Benzema
    We’ll even sign up Cantona
    In the transfer window

    Iniesta’s on the list
    Fabregas he won’t be missed
    Citeh’s dough - they can’t resist
    In the transfer window

    The Premiership is ours for sure
    Like every other pot
    We’ll even win the Champions League
    Now we’ve secured fourth spot

    We’re the richest club on Planet Earth.
    We’re all Mancunian by birth.
    I wonder how much Rooney’s worth?
    In the transfer window

    A leisure club for every one
    A slimming club for Richard Dunne
    Just like Dubai without the sun
    In the transfer window

    The Premiership is ours for sure
    Like every other pot
    We’ll even win the Champions League
    Now we’ve secured fourth spot

    We’ll build ourselves a massive ground
    Costing fifty billion pound
    Just watch the queues stretch round and round
    In the transfer window

    ------ ukelele ------

    Now Ricky Hatton’s joined the firm
    The Gallaghers move back next term
    Just watch United hide and squirm
    In the transfer window

    We’ll run you Rags right out of town
    We’ll buy your ground and burn it down
    We’ll wave bananas round and round
    In the transfer window

    The Premiership is ours for sure
    Like every other pot
    We’ll even win the Champions League
    Now we’ve secured fourth spot

    The Glazers won’t walk out the door
    United’s chins are on the floor
    And you’re not singing any more
    In the transfer window.

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  2. Now fuck off you polyester clad morons. Still desperate after 35 years....

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  3. Not ten minutes after watching their team pull another win out of their arse, a Norwich fan posts on a City blog. And apparently, WE'RE the obsessed ones.

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